nerdist:

I am not even kidding when I say I almost bought this for my house today

I don’t know why you wouldn’t buy this.

nerdist:

I am not even kidding when I say I almost bought this for my house today

I don’t know why you wouldn’t buy this.

When will I learn?

I’m too old for this. Friday after work I hopped on the max for fiery stick open. Drank too much white wine. Cabbed to a coffee shop/bar opening drank a whiskey & water, stuffed my face with guac. Cabbed to a pizza place to meet a friend for a concert and another joined us. Concert was too loud because I’m old now. The four of us went to another bar then Dan dropped faryle off at her car & me at home. We sat & talked in my driveway entirely too long. I proceeded into my house and watched 40 year old Virgin before passing out on my couch around 3.

Woke up at 6 with a solid buzz remaining. Hopped on the bus at 10 to play beer pong for babies. Day drank. Emailed back and forth with a guy a friend is trying to set me up with, bad idea. Fell asleep on the bus home. Twice. Slept from 6-10 and 12-9.

Drove to Taco Bell for breakfast and cannot leave my couch now. I can’t live this life.

You know what sucks about being short? My feet don’t reach the ground. Ever.

You know what sucks about being short? My feet don’t reach the ground. Ever.

Welp.

Welp.

(Source: ladiesagainsthumanity)

On being independent

I’m very confident in my ability to care for myself and, for all intents and purposes, adult. I have little patience for people my age that can’t do this.

But there are some days when I reach my breaking point. Like when the project I spent months on finally is in stores and doesn’t work. Or my 1 bathroom stops working and after 24 hours and 4 calls to emergency maintenance nobody has called me back. Or when I move a casserole dish on my counter and realize a mouse has been living in it. Or when all of these things happen in one day.

And then there are tears. I always knew I could take care of myself, I just never really wanted to have to do it.

My guy friends on Tinder

whatshouldwecallme:

I’ll just leave this here.

seersucked:

GIVEAWAY GIVEAWAY GIVEAWAY GIVEAWAY!!!!!

SEERSUCKED’S 10,000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

So I promised a giveaway when I hit 10k followers, and I know it took me awhile to get around to this but here it is! Thank y’all so much for being amazing followers, I love y’all so much and am grateful for every single one of you! 

REBLOGS ONLY, LIKES DO NOT COUNT! 

The winner will receive:

  • a Kendra Scott pendant in the color of your choice
  • Kendra Scott Alex earrings in the color of your choice
  • Lilly Pulitzer Agenda in the color of your choice
  • Lilly Pulitzer wristlet in the color of your choice  
  • and a SURPRISE GIFT from Vineyard Vines!

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME, SEERSUCKED! I WILL CHECK!

If you follow me on instagram, @alanalawton, your name will be entered five times! 

You may reblog this as many times as you’d like, the more you reblog it the better chance you have!

I will be picking a winner on July 31st!

(via wineandglitterplease)

Related: Andrea to have ‘On the Run’ watch party in September. 

(Source: popculturebrain)

mls:

Some more awesome MLS All Star rap game.

Yes this happened, and no we really can’t make this stuff up.

Watch here and vote for the 2014 MLS All-Star team, here.

Your semi-regular “think about Kyle Beckerman” reminder. Just ponder him, his existence, his hair. Ok, bye.