I’m too old for this. Friday after work I hopped on the max for fiery stick open. Drank too much white wine. Cabbed to a coffee shop/bar opening drank a whiskey & water, stuffed my face with guac. Cabbed to a pizza place to meet a friend for a concert and another joined us. Concert was too loud because I’m old now. The four of us went to another bar then Dan dropped faryle off at her car & me at home. We sat & talked in my driveway entirely too long. I proceeded into my house and watched 40 year old Virgin before passing out on my couch around 3.
Woke up at 6 with a solid buzz remaining. Hopped on the bus at 10 to play beer pong for babies. Day drank. Emailed back and forth with a guy a friend is trying to set me up with, bad idea. Fell asleep on the bus home. Twice. Slept from 6-10 and 12-9.
Drove to Taco Bell for breakfast and cannot leave my couch now. I can’t live this life.