whitehouse:

"As soccer continues to grow here in the United States, it does so in large part because of the great example of dedicated fans in Kansas City." —President Obama congratulating the 2013 MLS Champion SportingKansasCity today at the White House

That’s my team.

whitehouse:

"As soccer continues to grow here in the United States, it does so in large part because of the great example of dedicated fans in Kansas City." —President Obama congratulating the 2013 MLS Champion SportingKansasCity today at the White House

That’s my team.

sassyfarts:

The Selfie (x)

This.

There are a lot of selfie haters out there. By hating the selfie you are saying, “you shouldn’t be proud enough of the way you look to share it.” Don’t do that. Enough people struggle with the way they look that we shouldn’t discourage sharing selfies. Ok, bye.

(Source: anklbitrs, via wineandglitterplease)

Tags: selfie

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

Get called a My Little Pony

(Source: nonchalantcroissant, via aarontveitnine)

Penguin knows what’s up.

Penguin knows what’s up.

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via bookoisseur)

Me at the grocery store

whatshouldwecallme:

Even when I’m there 3 times a week.

Tags: grocery life

Aiming to have my life together by the time I reached my mid-twenties

whatshouldwecallme:

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Well this is accurate. 

Oh, sure {local newspaper} I’ll talk to you about subscription boxes.

Oh, you want to take a picture of me with stuff from the boxes? Ok.

Oh, you used the pic in line with the tweet about the article? =\

Related news: I’m awkward in front of a camera. 

Anonymous said: Yo why tf did a dead ass Joan Rivers make a Facebook status about the iPhone 6. The internet is out of hand.

kingjaffejoffer:

This is crazy. Evidence that you can’t trust shit celebrities say about products. 

"This post appeared — briefly — on Joan’s Facebook page Friday morning … clearly the result of a pre-negotiated deal with Apple."

Newsflash: people that manage social properties schedule content. Should it have been turned off? Yes. Everybody makes mistakes.

I mean this is common knowledge, right?

Whenever someone tells me they’re too tired to go out on a Friday

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…
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Trying to get to work on time on Monday

whatshouldwecallme:

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