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Omg! I seriously need an otter.

I love otters. The end.

I drink my afternoon ghetto mocha out of a giant hello kitty mug because I’m a business professional. (Taken with instagram)

I have an interview today. It’s for a volunteer thing. I hate interviews. They are like dates. Or dates are like interviews. Either way. I’m too awkward for this business. I talk a LOT when I’m nervous. I hate talking about myself (with new people). I naturally assume everyone hates me. 

Today’s ramble has been brought to you by: irrational self-loathing.

This has been in my brain a lot lately. I’ll be seeing them Saturday.

How I approach the awkward situations in my life.

(via What Should We Call Me)

Monday in the park with lp. (Taken with instagram)

Sometimes frequently I avoid things. Instead of doing what I need to do I’ll do everything else in the world. Is it because everything is overwhelming? Pretty much. Instead of doing giant work project I’ll reply to less important emails. Instead of being social I’ll hibernate on my couch and pout. Today, instead of laying at the pool with my friends I’m doing laundry, making to do lists, grocery shopping, cleaning my apartment. Is that a problem? Maybe. Will I stop? Eventually. 

I need to take Mindy Kaling’s advice: Sometimes you just have to put on some lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.*

* This is currently written on my bathroom mirror as a reminder along with my permanent reminder from the Killers to smile like I mean it.

All of the world’s answers can be found in John Hughes movies.

I had a lady date tonight. We reviewed the events of our lives. The ways we are bsc. Things I might have done wrong. Things we don’t understand. Did we fix anything? Nope. But sometimes the only thing you need is to talk to your friends and figure the rest out later.

And burritos.