When my friend tells me about her and her boyfriend’s engagement timeline
Exactly the reason my college boyfriend and I broke up. (He had an engagement/marriage/children timeline that was TERRIFYING.)
That and he threw a doc marten at me.
When I go out two nights in a row
Hahahaha nope.
And in her 28th year she discovered the joy that is bed at 10 pm on a Friday.
Nailed it.
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Truth fact: the first time I watched dumbo mg walked into the living room to me sobbing hysterically during this scene. It made me feel all the feelings.
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Everything I’ve ever written and said about being single is true.
I like being alone. I like doing what I want. I like my freedom, my independence, my non-reliance on other people. I like cooking for 1 and drinking wine on a Tuesday and flirting with strangers. I cherish this…
This is a conversation I’ve had so many times. Please understand that being single is amazingly awesome but, yeah, sometimes it sucks.
From what I hear being married isn’t always a walk in the park either.
When I’m at Target and the kid next to me starts screaming
and I’m like…
Ahh, tarjay…nature’s birth control.
Me, at 8 pm tonight
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