May 2013
16 posts
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When I go out two nights in a row
whatshouldwecallme: Hahahaha nope. And in her 28th year she discovered the joy that is bed at 10 pm on a Friday.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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I can't even...: That doesn't mean it doesn't suck... →
ohheyychrissy: Everything I’ve ever written and said about being single is true. I like being alone. I like doing what I want. I like my freedom, my independence, my non-reliance on other people. I like cooking for 1 and drinking wine on a Tuesday and flirting with strangers. I cherish this… This is a conversation I’ve had so many times. Please understand that being single is...
May 15th
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When I'm at Target and the kid next to me starts...
myfriendsaremarried: and I’m like… Ahh, tarjay…nature’s birth control.
May 13th
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Those people who share recipes on Facebook like...
apsies: Ugh. Facebook is the worst.
May 13th
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View from a day long Friday meeting
hollywoodassistants: They took away the water, Diet Coke and Coffee.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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Thinking maybe I should hibernate tonight
campaignsick:
May 8th
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I'm tired.
This weekend was fantastically wonderful but let’s review my life and we’ll see why I’m tired. ALL OF THE TIME. Friday - pre wedding drinks Saturday - Shea and Brian’s Wedding! Sunday - Sporting game, Cinco de Mayo Monday - all the tiredz Tuesday - Kegs & Eggs (6 am doors), date day, IAMDYNAMITE concert Wednesday - Sporting Game Thursday - Radkey and Hanni...
May 6th
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May 3rd
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WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS TO ASK HOW YOU ARE DOING:
wheninacademia: Gpoy
May 2nd
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When my friend gives me a lecture about hooking up...
myfriendsaremarried: and I’m like… Is there a girl that hasn’t had this conversation?
May 2nd
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How the Portland Timbers made a cancer-stricken... →
Atticus, you live up your name. That’s for sure. And it seems only fitting that a boy named Atticus would orchestrate an event that became almost mythical in its own time. Atticus Lane-Dupre, a s Sometimes people are really, really good. This is one of those times. 
May 2nd
May 1st
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Me today/this week/month/year
freshmenoflife:
May 1st
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April 2013
34 posts
Four.
freshmenoflife: That’s the number of emails in my inbox asking me questions that could be easily googled. LOOK IT UP. And good day.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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How I feel about my finances
whatshouldwecallme: On pay day: After I pay rent: This is exactly what I did today.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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It's Afentra's Prom on Friday
campaignsick: I’m guessing there will be a lot of the above happening. 
Apr 24th
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When I start feeling like summer is coming and...
whatshouldwecallme: Eff right off Missouri weather. EFF RIGHT OFF. Other than being 70 on Saturday. We’re still cool with that. 
Apr 23rd
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When people ask me about my love life
whatshouldwecallme: I’M TOO AWKWARD TO ANSWER QUESTIONS. 
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Why I think I can be a Private Investigator
hollywoodassistants:
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say...”
– Fred Rogers (via gaineswithoutfrontiers)
Apr 15th
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Got to work this morning...
99problemsbutapitchaintone: Late because I had to wanted to stop and get coffee. My laptop was almost dead because I maybe waited until last night to do my taxes. Forgot my badge which I need to get into my building and on to my floor. But wait! someone from my floor was walking into the building at the same time it would seem I was saved. Fail. It was preppy. Awkward elevator ride later I...
Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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When someone keeps their EVERYTHING on loud...
whatshouldwecallme:  
Apr 12th
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When people ask me what my dude nicknames mean
whatshouldwecallme: If you don’t know who they are there’s a reason. 
Apr 11th
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The main reason why I don't make plans with people
whatshouldwecallme: Someone asked me to hang out last night. I said no because I needed to clean my apartment and do laundry. Basically, I’m a huge jerk. 
Apr 11th
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I don't understand walking.
I realize that I am 28 years old and I do, in fact, know how to walk. Mostly. My question is one more of social propriety than functional movement. Are we supposed to walk on the right hand side like we drive in America? I feel like a general consensus on this should be yes but situational experiences tell me we haven’t, as a society, reached one. It would really decrease my daily amount of...
Apr 10th
2 tags
That awkward moment...
…when you run into your dad in the airport.  So after making it from door to gate in the Atlanta airport (LIKE AN EFFIN BOSS). I notice a gentleman that looks a lot like me standing by the gate. Yep. Father G. We both travel a lot and fly delta so that was bound to happen. I went over to chat and he ended up switching seats so he could sit next to me. This was an interesting happenstance. I...
Apr 9th
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Apr 5th
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“This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad...”
– ― Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You (via revaballerina) Just a little reminder. (via peachinthecity)
Apr 4th
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When adults say that our generation spends too...
whatshouldwecallme: The conversation I constantly have with MG. “You’re always on your phone” generally followed by “will you look ____ up on your phone?”
Apr 4th
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Where does my paycheck go?
campaignsick: The budget for March was dismal. Stupid FOMO. 
Apr 4th
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Leaving a work event
whatshouldwecallme: Me, later tonight.
Apr 2nd
651 notes
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Did I use my birthday this weekend as a...
campaignsick: MAAAAYYYYYBBEEEE. Worth it. Not sorry.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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