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bigredrobot: goodjolt: Ultimate mullet! Ultimullet. Funny...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:22 -0400

bigredrobot:

goodjolt:

Ultimate mullet!

Ultimullet.

Funny story about this, my boyfriend owns one. As evidenced here:

Welp...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:31:20 -0400

campaignsick: GPOY.

When I go on a date with a guy and realize he's only 21

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:26:15 -0400

myfriendsaremarried: Happened to me. TWICE.

When my friend tells me about her and her boyfriend's engagement timeline

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:36:47 -0400

myfriendsaremarried: Exactly the reason my college boyfriend and I broke up. (He had an...

When I go out two nights in a row

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:14:42 -0400

whatshouldwecallme: Hahahaha nope. And in her 28th year she discovered the joy that is bed at...

Nailed it.

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:54:40 -0400

Nailed it.

Truth fact: the first time I watched dumbo mg walked into the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:46:34 -0400

Truth fact: the first time I watched dumbo mg walked into the living room to me sobbing hysterically during this scene. It made me feel all the feelings.

I can't even...: That doesn't mean it doesn't suck

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:17:27 -0400

I can't even...: That doesn't mean it doesn't suck : ohheyychrissy: Everything I’ve ever written...

When I'm at Target and the kid next to me starts screaming

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:01:45 -0400

myfriendsaremarried: and I’m like… Ahh, tarjay…nature’s birth control.

Those people who share recipes on Facebook like it's Pinterest.

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:07:53 -0400

apsies: Ugh. Facebook is the worst.

View from a day long Friday meeting

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:56:41 -0400

hollywoodassistants: They took away the water, Diet Coke and Coffee.

hellogiggles: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x) Dying.

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:27:48 -0400

hellogiggles:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Dying.

Me, at 8 pm tonight

Fri, 10 May 2013 08:16:22 -0400

Me, at 8 pm tonight

Thinking maybe I should hibernate tonight

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:52:39 -0400

campaignsick:

I'm tired.

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:16:21 -0400

This weekend was fantastically wonderful but let’s review my life and we’ll see why...

newsweek: huffingtonpost: huffingtonpostwomen: we’re on board...

Fri, 03 May 2013 08:01:14 -0400

newsweek:

huffingtonpost:

huffingtonpostwomen:

we’re on board with this.

truth

We could care less about our tumblr. We just want our pizza.

Diet, day 5

WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS TO ASK HOW YOU ARE DOING:

Thu, 02 May 2013 18:01:06 -0400

wheninacademia: Gpoy

When my friend gives me a lecture about hooking up with my ex

Thu, 02 May 2013 13:34:06 -0400

myfriendsaremarried: and I’m like… Is there a girl that hasn’t had this conversation?

How the Portland Timbers made a cancer-stricken 8-year-old's wish come true

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:21:28 -0400

How the Portland Timbers made a cancer-stricken 8-year-old's wish come true: Atticus, you live up...

Hipster left his wallet on my coffee table so he swung by my...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:05:25 -0400

Hipster left his wallet on my coffee table so he swung by my work to pick it up. He followed it up with a thank you & you look nice today text. I said thank you as well.

Internally my thought process was the above. This week is a self-esteem fail.